[text:] …what the fuck Lia?
[text:] I mean I knew you were a horn dog because of the hormones and shit but fuck
[text:] I think I’m physically going to sit on you tonight so you can’t leave the house
[text]… a horn… dog..???
[text] Is that some old people slang that no-one says anymore?
[text] I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED
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Robert stared at his phone with an uncertainty that he wasn’t familiar with. With two months gone since they parted ways, Robbie has missed Lia every day but he realized that maybe that time alone, away from each other, it did them good. Robbie knew he had time to cool down and think about what happened, but he was ready to talk and if possible solve things.
He finally started typing.
[text]; I think we should talk.
After so long, after a spiral of emotions unlike she’d ever known before, out of the blue she got a spark of hope. She was shocked, unable to reply. Her mind went blank as she stared at her phone, so much time had passed. The first text would have been enough- just a ‘hi’ to start conversation, string her along, spark emotion. But the second text sent her stomach in knots.
[text] In person?
The only part about Lia jumping on his back that surprised him was that there wasn’t some form of battle cry before she jumped. He kept walking and firmly planted his ass on the couch with her squished behind him. “What if I say no?”
She put her head on his shoulder and laughed “I’ll put the baby monitor under your head next time you try and take a nap. That kids got some pipes on her.”
"You act like you’ve never seen me sleep before. I could sleep right through that I’d I really wanted to." He smirked and turned his head to kiss her cheek. "What else you got?"
"Hmm, how about I go into your space and move all your tools around in my own order?"
Do u ever have to remind yourself that “headcanons” you think up for your own OCs are actually canon
❝ Hi, will you help me carry a couple
of boxes for a second? Making two
trips is severely over-rated and you
look like a person who would be kind
enough to help out, thanks! ❞
Nah. She looks like she’s judging, actually. XD
That’ll do xD At least it doesn’t look overly sad?
They think you’re…
how do I put this nicely?
Hot. Like, they’d do you hot.
You can have sex without
having babies, love.
And it’s great too.”
"That’s a good thing though, right?
It means they like me. Well… I mean,
my dad didn’t go into great detail
about it all… he basically said sex lead to babies…”
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A good tip for those using the web browser for tumblr on their phones. however this doesn’t work for those using the app
"Lately, people have been saying things
about you, mostly the guys,
and I just want to make sure you know
the basics of…sex,
because you seem so damn innocent..”
"People are saying things about me?
Is it about my hair because people like
to talk about that. And something about
carpets and matching drapes… Sex?
Uhm… that’s, like, when babies happen… and stuff.”
"I don’t get it… why do you look so nervous?
What did you want to talk to me about?”
"Eh…" Pepper bit her lip nervously. "Mommy never talked with you about that?"
"No, she’s away being nonexistant in my life- remember? I don’t get it… hugging has never made babies before- and where is this water coming from??"